Rule applicable to MEN

[Miss KnowEverything]

One of my favs

AGREE or DISAGREE???

romance, one single rule applies to men:

Make the woman happy. Do something she likes, and you get points.

Do something she dislikes and points are subtracted.

You don't get any points for doing something she expects.

Sorry, that's the way the game is played.

Here is a guide to the point system:


SIMPLE DUTIES

You make the bed (+1)

You make the bed, but forget the decorative pillow (0)

You throw the bedspread over rumpled sheets (-1)

You go out to buy her what she wants (+5)In the rain (+8)But return with

Beer (-5)

You check out a suspicious noise at night (0)

You check out a suspicious noise, and it is nothing (0)

You check out a suspicious noise and it is something (+5)

You pummel it with iron rod (+10)

It's her pet (-10)


SOCIAL ENGAGEMENTS

You stay by her side the entire party (0)

You stay by her side for a while, then leave to chat with a college buddy

(-2)

Named Rita (-4)

Rita is a dancer (-6)

Rita is single and is really beautiful (-80)


HER BIRTHDAY

You forget her birthday (-50000)

You take her out to dinner (0)

You take her out to dinner and it's not a sports bar (+1)

Okay, it's a sports bar (-2)

And it's all-you-can-eat night (-3)

It's a sports bar, it's all-you-can-eat night, and your face is painted the

colours of your favourite team (-10)


A NIGHT OUT

You take her to a movie (+2)

You take her to a movie she likes (+4)

You take her to a movie you hate (+6)

You take her to a movie you like (-2)

It's called 'DeathCop' (-3)

You lied and said it was a foreign film about orphans(-15)


ENJOY THE 'BIG' QUESTION

She asks, "Do I look fat?" (-5) [Yes, you LOSE points no matter WHAT]

You hesitate in responding (-10)

You reply, "Where?" (-35)

Any other response (-20)


COMMUNICATION

When she wants to talk about a problem , you listen, displaying what looks

like a concerned __expression (0)

You listen, for over 30 minutes (+50)

You listen for more than 30 minutes without looking at the TV (+500)

She realizes this is because you have fallen asleep (-10000)

Now what chance do you have???

[DoubleChill]

I think I score highly, thank you very much  

[Miss KnowEverything]

lol i m sure you did coz i see you can do.

fayax always scored in negative    ....

[DoubleChill]

LMAO, well, unless he has majorly changed since the last time I saw him, I think he would score pretty high on a few of those.

[Miss KnowEverything]

like which one ???? i know this one sits fit on him :

When she wants to talk about a problem , you listen, displaying what looks

like a concerned __expression (0)

[DoubleChill]

Umm, maybe these:

+You go out to buy her what she wants (+5)In the rain (+8)
+You listen for more than 30 minutes without looking at the TV (+500) <--- If that was 'without looking at computer', well then he's screwed
+You check out a suspicious noise and it is something (+5) <--- Probably will be INS

[Miss KnowEverything]

and this too..

You pummel it with iron rod (+10)

It's her pet (-10)

[klipper]

Please add the following:

You have been married for over 15 years and do not give a crap about "sweet nothings" +10 millions points.
You dont say a word when she always starts talking when its the most crucial part of the ball games +50 million

[Fayax]

LMAO, well, unless he has majorly changed since the last time I saw him, I think he would score pretty high on a few of those.

Yes majorly changed.  

[Miss KnowEverything]

^    you are such a morbid. I have greyed my hair telling you good stuff but you .......arrrrgggghhh.............  

[Miss KnowEverything]

^ right and at the end all i got to hear was "GET LOST" and that i was an annoying person.